K-1 HEROS 3
Ariake Coliseum,Tokyo, Japan
9/7/05 ??? in Attendance
“WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO
WITNESS THE BIRTH OF NEW HERO!” Welcome back to HEROS and the 2005
Middleweight tournament! You might have noticed the GIANT tournament
board atop the arena, and the absolutely sikk set featuring flames
and giant monsters. This tournament feels BIG as we enter into the
meat of the tournament as we have our quarterfinal and semi-final
bouts tonight!
We are once again greeted by the HEROS
attack helicopters (its good to see you again) before this kicks off
in the Tokyo Ariake Coliseum, a large indoor sporting arena. Built in
the 80's by the Tokyo Metropolitan Government, it mostly holds
professional tennis matches and pro-wrestling/MMA shows as well. I
could not find a number for the attendance at HEROS 3 but it seems to
be close to the 10,000 person capacity that this coliseum has.
Oh the entrances have already started
for our opening quarterfinal bout! Genki Sudo comes out to blaring
trance music and a group of marching helmeted men with giant streams
of steam emerging from their heads. This is the showmanship we expect
from Sudo and his Che Guevara adorned MMA shorts! He is competing
with Kazuyuki Miyata, the attractive (K-1 really would like you to
know this) Olympic wrestler and family man with 6% bodyfat.
ROUND 1 begins with a lil Sudo
shenanigans before Miyata brings this whole thing to the ground with
a quick trip. Miyata is powerful, and can sit up and control from
closed guard easily. Sudo tries to slip out but Miyata catches him,
dealing punishment with ground and pound. WOW Sudo tried for an
Achilles but the sly Miyata saw it, slipped away, then caught Sudo
with a very slick head and shoulder throw. THE STRENGTH OF MIYATA! As
they stand Miyata slips in a hard knee to the body then tries for a
single leg on Sudo and is defended well, but the frustrated Sudo
pulls guard. Sudo has ability from the bottom that Miyata doesn't
have at this point in his fighting career, but that still doesn't
keep him from eating big punches from Miyata. As I say that, Sudo
also gets stomped before scrambling back up. Sudo seems to have
caught on to Miyata's tricks as he is able to shut down both takedown
attempts as the first of two rounds ends. OH SHIT Masakatsu Funaki is
on he commentary team! Nice to see Maeda spreading these paydays
around.
ROUND 2 opens with Genki Sudo landing a
left jab immediately, signaling that he is done with getting worked
like in the first round. They clinch up and Sudo is able to score,
bringing the stone giant of this HEROS middleweight class down (a strange,
all encompassing weight class). Sudo amazingly butt hops from
guard with Miyata's legs under him to full mount, and Miyata is able
to sweep despite Sudo aiming for that neck. Sudo goes for a armbar
while being on the bottom of the guard, spooking Miyata and giving
Sudo enough room to push away. At this point, Sudo is stopping every
takedown attempt by Miyara, and a particularly egregious shot leads
to a frustrated Miyata eating a knee. Sudo lands again so Miyata
shoots in, getting stuffed. Sudo backs off then lands a sick axe kick
all the way down to the midsection of the down Miyata. Sudo takes the
back and after failing to lock on the choke switches positions by
swinging his legs around and wins with the armbar! Genki Sudo is such
a beast being able to shut down an olympic wrestler and because oft this his square on
the giant tournament bracket moves up a position!
[I would like to note here that despite
Genki Sudo being amazing, he had a decision loss early in his career
to our favorite KINGDOM trainee Minoru Toyonaga!]
These promo packages hyping this
tournament are awesome and replete with lots of mid 2000s kitsch
this looks like something from myspace..... i love it |
The next quarterfinal bout is between
street dude Hiroyuki Takaya against the very intense (hes meditating
in front of a castle in the hype footage!) Remigijus
Morkevicius! The video package shows Morkevicius with his very old
grandma which kinda bums me out to be quite honest.
ROUND 1 begins
and Morkevicius is already kneeing Takaya in the clinch like... 10
times within the first 30 or so seconds. Takaya brings Morkevicius
down with a trip to neutralize the onslaught; he's no slouch when it
comes to kickboxing but he had to stop the initial kickboxing
explosion that starts every fight with Morkevicius in it. While
Morkevicius has an advantage in the stand up, his skills on the
ground are poor and Takaya is really putting it to him. After eating
numerous punches, Morkevicius is able to sweep and get out of a choke
attempt from the back but then Takaya responds with a reallllllly
almost there kimura. As they stand up in the corner, Takaya is
staying very tight so as to avoid knees to the body until he trips
Morkevicius once again. Takaya is eating Morkevicius' lunch and dinner
here at the end of the first round, but he isn't able to finish it
before the bell.
ROUND 2 starts and Morkevicius is
landing with leg kicks and knees, but its not long till Takaya starts to send some back. Takaya is starting to land clean shots while walking
down a desperate and tired Morkevicius, tying up and eventually
bringing it back to the ground. Takaya gets to full guard and just
slowly pummels Morkevicius like a kid on the playground until the ref
ends this. Remigijus Morkevicius' onslaught at the beginning was
bested, and as a result the street tough Hiroyuki Takaya bullied him
throughout. HIS SQUARE ADVANCES UP THE BRACKET (it is very cool that
they have constructed such a grandiose device).
OH SHIT It's the Killer Bee “KID”
Yamamoto here to do battle with Royler Gracie! Kid is obviously being
pushed as the top star of this tournament, and while HEROS has done
well to tell the backstories and build interesting characters around all these fighters, KID has had the most promotion by far. It's clear who
they want the winner to be. Royler Gracie is skilled, and
when I disparage the family its not because of a lack of any skill, its
because they are extremely wealthy and represent exclusivity and a
bourgeois mentality in the martial arts which is something I find
reprehensible! Compare the cost for attending a BJJ gym to the cost
of taking Judo, Karate, Boxing, etc. in your local area. But.. the
family is talented and I'm sure this will be a good fight!
These guys start off a bit stand
offish, both keeping distance with Gracie front kicking and Kid
waiting to strike. Gracie eats a punch to get the takedown but
Yamamoto manages to slip out. Gracie gets a loose standing
guillotine on before it breaking up and Yamamoto scoring with a trip.
Yamamoto has a wrestling background from his youth so he is not a chump in this
position, but he's a bit turtled up in guard for a bit before
standing up and bringing it to a more comfortable space. Yamamoto
almost connects with two hooks but Gracie is able to deflect them
though they were clearly felt telling by the grimace he made. Gracie continues to kick to keep Kid
back but Yamamoto starts mixing in leg kicks to weaken Gracie's base
as the round comes to an end. This has been uneventful!
KID Yamamoto's family |
THE SECOND ROUND BEGINS! Kid Yamamoto
is much more aggressive this time, attacking and hurting Royler
Gracie on the outset of the round. Yamamoto lands some nice shots to
the body then BAM. Royler Gracie threw a skimming knee but ate a
massive ducking counter right hook that floored him and instantly
ended this. This was a boring fight that ended in explosive fashion!
KID YAMAMOTO RISES IN POSITION ON THE BRACKET!
Our last quarterfinal battle of the
night is between the “Pioneer” Caol Uno and the “New Star”
Hideo Tokoro! Caol Uno is so baddass and the clips they show in the
pre fight package include his UFC run (I have been playing UFC Sudden
Impact (PS2) lately and his move set is so good) and him working in a
clothing store (he is fashionable certainly). We see Tokoro in his
small apartment and on his job as a janitor contrasted with images of
his amazing win at HEROS 2 and his new found fame on the cover of
magazines (its 2005 so those things still mattered then).
ROUND 1 begins and both men are
punching but nothing is landing quite yet. Tokoro gets Uno into the
corner and Uno responds by continually punching until the ref breaks
them up for inaction. Caol Uno lands a few well placed shots to
Tokoro's head while Tokoro can't get anything to land and swings a
bit wildly. In the midst of raining punches, Tokoro manages to clinch
but eats the trip from Uno who immediately achieves an up/down
position and proceeds to lay some smackdown on our kind friend
Tokoro. Uno is weary of upkicks and decides to hold on to Tokoro's
ankles, mixing in kicks to the legs and sickening punches to the
head. Tokoro finally grabs an ankle bringing Uno down and in the fray
almost gets a Kimura on from the bottom. His attempt fails and the
bell rings to close the first round.
ROUND 2 begins and as quick as Uno
lands a takedown from a caught kick we realize that kick hit him in
the groin so he has to take a breather. Immediately as we resume, Uno
lands a hook from the top so Tokoro scrambles to his feet. He catches
a kick from Uno and fucking just wallops him in return. Uno is able
to get Tokoro back down but that punch clearly shook him. As Tokoro
tries to get out of the guard he eats some sick shots so the ref
calls it for a second as he sees how bloody Tokoro's nose is. HAHA the fight
starts again and Tokoro just threw a wild front flip kick that landed
on Uno and now he has an armbar on HOLY SHIT. Uno is able to get free
but that was a flipping kick to armbar transition which I am sure I
have never seen in my life! The fight is back to the up/down position
and Uno is controlling it strongly, landing punches to Tokoro's poor
head any time he tries to make moves left or right. They re-position
them as they got under the ropes before Tokoro manages to bring it
back up and he lands a few shots to Uno. As quick as its up, its back
down and Uno is putting the hurt on Tokoro until HOLY SHIT he brings
Uno back down with a kimura takedown but it slips. Uno tries a choke
but it slips as both dudes are so tired and beaten. The match ends
and we see both smiling and hugging. Hideo Tokoro gives Caol
Uno a full bow which Uno has none of, tapping his shoulder to get his attention then
giving Tokoro a full bow of his own as the crowd cheers. Caol Uno
wins this energetic and tiring quarterfinal bout by unanimous
decision and HE MOVES UP IN THE GIANT BRACKET.
The semi-finals are here! Backstage
reporters are giving a report on the scene backstage as the fighters
prepare for their second bout of the night! We also see some clips of
Genki Sudo, a practicing Buddhist, studies some books before he hikes
up to mountain to a shrine to pray. What a cool guy!
It is ROUND 1 of the first Semi-final
bout of the night between Sudo and Hiroyuki Takaya. This begins as a
kickboxing affair with minimal contact until a minute in Sudo puts Takaya to the corner with a driving double leg. Takaya is able to get
up and has to use soooooo much force to get Sudo off him almost like
pushing off some horrible octopus that has attached to ones body. Sudo lands a quick
backfist and he has Takaya very frustrated as Sudo's movements combined
with his immense grip strength in the guard and clinch have him confounded.
After some kickboxing, Takaya is able to bring Genki Sudo down in the
last 30 seconds of the round but is too tired to do anything as the
bell rings.
ROUND 2 is on! Sudo goes in for a
double then switches up tripTakaya but it doesn't stick and they are both
back to their feet. Sudo narrowly avoids some big strikes from a
Takaya who wants to end this with some loaded up punches. Takaya has
Sudo backing up until Sudo pulls guard and brings Takaya down. He
threatens a heel but Takaya is able to break away and they are
back up again. Genki Sudo lands a sick series of body knees then a
counter punch, wraps around Hiroyuki Takaya's back and waist, and then finishes this with a armbar quickly transitioned into a very
cleannnnnnn triangle choke. Sudo makes this look easy and advances to
the FINALS!
OUR FINAL FIGHT OF THE NIGHT is between
Caol Uno and KID Yamamoto so you know this one is gonna be fucking
poppin' (especially with Yamamoto's dancehall entrance). ROUND 1
starts and these guys are already so heated up and I gotta say that
Caol Uno's white shorts, knee pads, and white with black accents NIKE
wrestling shoes are so fucking sikkkkkkk. Back to the fight, Uno is the more
aggressive of the two but KID has this uncanny accuracy with his counter
shots. This definitely feels more even than previous fights in the
tournament, both of these guys are serious legends and we see that
readily here. Despite Yamamoto's reputation, he shows some
sportsmanship here despite the hot nature of this tournament. HEROS
is a fun place, not a mean place! Right as I say all this Uno is
nailed in the nuts once more, but he recovers quickly. This round has
been a very controlled bout of kickboxing that I have enjoyed but I
always find myself at a lack for words in describing this kind of
action. The round ends as neither guy has a real edge, but as the
replay is shown I realize KID has been landing a fuck ton of body
knees that will surely pay dividends in the second round.
LMAO ROUND 2 starts and after an
aggressive takedown from Uno, Yamamoto runs off and threw the ropes
with Uno attached to his back. That was a bit silly but I understand
why Yamamoto would pull a stunt like that as it brings it back to a
kickboxing affair. Uno is landing as well so Yamamoto really is not
safe here either and repeatedly takes leg and midsection kicks. You
also see how much larger Caol Uno is than the Killer Bee during this
fight which just adds to the absurdity of this Middleweight class
which seems to include like... everyone below 180? KID Yamamoto is
short but he is a scary dude and is showing that by hitting Uno in
the face with hard counter straights. As Uno comes in for a takedown
attempt, Yamamoto stops it and catches Uno with a shot that opens up
a cut right above his left eye that gets the match stopped
temporarily. Its bleeding a good bit but its not getting into his eye
so the doctors after a long while let the fight go on. They are back
to striking and after a clinch into the ropes the ref STOPS THE
FIGHT. The winner is KID Yamamoto after the ref stopped the fight due
to too much blood! An anti-climactic ending to a fun bout, sadly caused by the
fact that HEROS was aired on TBS in Japan during primetime which
meant that too much blood gets this thing stopped. This is one of those moments that makes me want full Vale Tudo rules!
Caol Uno's positivity and joy is grand in the face of KID's machismo |
As the event wraps up, Genki Sudo and
KID Yamamoto are in the ring and will be fighting in the FINALS of
the 2005 Middlewight Tournament at K-1 DYNAMITE 2005! HELL YEAH its
the big guy AKIRA MAEDA here to congradulate and hold the shoulders
of these small men he is proud of. He is a good bit taller than Sudo
but dwarfs Yamamoto by MILES. Maeda is a fair man and loves these
small fighting men as much as their larger compatriots!
That one ended abruptly but hey! We are
almost done with the first year of the HEROS promotion! Isn't that
something?! Before we reach DYNAMITE and the new year of 2006, we are
gonna make a stop in South Korea and Lithuania for our first HEROS
international events. Just like with RINGS, we are seeing shows
promoted under the HEROS banner internationally with local talent and
some HEROS Japan guys coming in as well. Instead of two separate
posts, I'll be discussing those jointly since honestly I really am
craving to see the finals of the Middleweight tournament. Let us
continue our search for THE NEXT HERO OF MMA!
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